No Bagels - No Life
Breakfast All Day
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The Russ
Housemade lox, whipped cream cheese, pickled onions, capers on a toasted bagel of choice
$11.99
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The Patti
Scrambled eggs and melted white cheddar cheese on a warm Japanese milk bun or bagel of choice
$7.99
Ground Chuck Burger $4
Pastrami, Bledsoe Bacon, or Pastrami Jam $3
House Smoked Lox $4
Grilled Onions, Tomato, or Arugula $2
Avocado $3
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Bagels
Hand-rolled, boiled, and baked fresh daily in our stone oven (plant-based, organic flour)
Plain, Everything, Sesame, Salt $1.69
Gluten-Free $2
1/2 Dozen $7.99
Baker's Dozen $16.99
1/4 lb House Smoked Lox $8.99
1/2 lb House Smoked Lox $13.99
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Add a Topping to Your Bagel
Whipped Cream Cheese $2 - $6
Avocado $3
Cashew-Tofu Cream Cheese $3 - $8
Peanut Butter $2
Seasonal Housemade Jam $2
Clover Whipped Butter $1
Fresh Herb Cream Cheese $2 - $6
Smoked Salmon Salad $4
Weekend Brunch
Saturday - Sunday | 9:00 am - 3:00 pm-
Khachapuri
Pizza dough filled with cheese and an egg from our stone oven
$12.99
Delicata Squash, Kale, Sage Oil $3
Shakshuka Sauce and Ricotta Cheese $3
Bledsoe Bacon, Za’atar Fingerling Potatoes, Arugula, Pickled Onions $3
Housemade Pastrami Jam and Radicchio $3
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Shakshuka
Roasted tomato, eggplant, and sweet pepper stew topped with two poached eggs and served with a sliced housemade laffa flatbread
$10.99
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Tres Leches French Toast
our Japanese milk bread soaked in tres leches and topped with dulce de leech, fresh strawberries, and Frangelico whipped cream
$9.99
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Basic
Two eggs your way with crisped potato fingerlings, rye toast, housemade seasonal jam
$8.99
Sub Toasted Bagel $1
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Pastrami Hash
Hot pastrami, poached eggs, crisped fingerlings, chicken jus, and horseradish creme
$14.99
Sandwiches with Soul
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The Sapporo
Hapa fried chicken, bulldog sauce, sunomono pickle, cabbage, and kewpie aioli on a warm Japanese milk bun
$11.99
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The Opera Tower
Our laffa flatbread, hummus, gold tomato, pickled egg, cabbage, cucumber, fried eggplant
$10.99
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The Bangkok
Fried chicken, red chili Thai curry sauce, kewpie aioli, sunomono pickles, cabbage, cilantro on a Japanese milk bun
$11.99
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The Miami
Smoked chicken thigh, mojo, swiss cheese, dill pickle, whole grain mustard our pressed fugazza
$10.99
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The Stanley
Hot pastrami stacked high, sauerkraut, Russian dressing, melted swiss on griddled NY rye
$15.99
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The Newbury
Smoked salmon, aioli, chives on our toasted, buttered roll
$12.99
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The Telegraph
Delicata squash, chèvre, sundried tomato pesto, arugula, fennel on griddled fugazza
$9.99
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The Sunset
Housemade four-nut burger, grilled onions, ricotta, turmeric pickles, whole grain mustard on griddled rye
$12.99
Want meat? Substitute ground chuck, pastrami jam, melted swiss $3
Salads
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The Chopped
Arugula, radicchio, delicata squash, pomegranate, chèvre, toasted pepitas, balsamic reduction-dill dressing
$9.99
Add fried chicken, smoked chicken, or hot smoked salmon $4
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The Caesar
Baby kale, shaved pecorino, fried capers, bagel chips, toasted mustard seed, and caesar dressing
$8.99
Add fried chicken, smoked chicken, or hot smoked salmon $4
Snacks
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Soft Pretzel
With a side of beer cheese
$5.99
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Pickled Plate
Pickles three ways (classic deli, sunomono, turmeric), cauliflower, red onions
$5.99
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Totkes
Tots tossed with za’atar
$4.99
Apple cardamom sauce, sour cream $3
Braised pastrami, swiss cheese sauce, whole grain mustard, pickled onion $5
Smoked lox, crème fraiche, capers, egg, chives, dill $6
Avocado, cucumbers, pickled onions, mojo sauce, sour cream $4
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Empanadas
Fugazetta with Mozzarella, Caramelized Onions, Oregano $5.99
Pollo with Smoked Chicken, Roasted Tomatoes, Mozzarella $6.99
6-Pack to Go (3 of Each) $29.99
Morning Empanadas:
Bacon, Egg + Cheese $5.99
Potato, Egg + Cheese $4.99
Soup
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Housemade Matzo Ball Soup
With crispy chicken skin gremolata
$7.99
Sweets
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Seasonal Empanada
$4.99
Scoop of Ice Cream $2
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Sea Salt Choc Chip Cookie
$1.99
Make It an Ice Cream Sandwich $4
Drinks
All available to go single serving or bottledCocktails 9.99
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Tel Aviv Lemonade
Choice of spirit, sukkah hills etrog liqueur, lemon, mint, soda
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Let's Gin It On
Gin, pineapple-celery shrub, rosemary, amaro, aquafaba
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40 Days and 40 Nights
Bourbon, slivovitz, spiced passion fruit plum and almond falernum, lime, habanero float
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Can You Dig It?
Tequila, Carrot, Turmeric, Parsley, Lime
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Lilith Fair
Gin, cardamom apple, lemon, vanilla, nutmeg, coconut
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Sappour One Out
Ginger-infused Japanese whiskey, pomegranate, lemon, aquafaba
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Season for Loving
Mezcal, tequila, seasonal fruits and herbs, cucumber
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Hand Truck Fuel
Spiced rum, choice of hot coffee or cold brew, oat milk, coffee liqueur, vanilla, lavender
Add a Scoop of Ice Cream $2
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Spill the Wine
House Red Wine Sangria, Pomegranate, Manischewitz, Cinnamon
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Employee #329 Manhattan
Rye whiskey, sweet vermouth, bitters
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Mimosa
Orange, grapefruit, kombucha, or pineapple-celery shrub
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Bloody Mary
Bloody Mary house made with love, served with house dill and turmeric pickles
Weekend Brunch
Saturday - Sunday | 9:00 am - 3:00 pm-
“Stacked High” Bloodies
Ask your server about our variety of mixes and garnishes
$11.99
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Mimosa Carafe
Orange, grapefruit, pineapple-celery shrub, or kombucha
$29.99
Beer
All available to go-
Standard Taps
Deftones Phantom Bride IPA $7.99
Lagunitas Sumpin’ Easy $6.99
Miller High Life $4.99
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale $6.99
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Rotating Taps
Ask about our current selection
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Cans
Two Rivers Cider 16 oz - Pomegranate, Apple $7.99
June Shine Hard Kombucha - Hopical Citrus, Midnight Painkiller $6.99
Ficks Hard Seltzer - Blackberry, Grapefruit, Lime $6.99
Asian Brothers Brewing 12 oz $6.99
Pabst Blue Ribbon 16 oz $4.99
Wine $7.99 / $29.99
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Murphy Goode Sauv Blanc
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Cambria Chardonnay
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Studio Rose
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Carmel Road Pinot Noir
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Padrillos Malbec
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Edmeads Zinfandel
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Grandial Champagne
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Underwood Bubbles 250 ml
$9.99
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Underwood Rose Bubbles 250 ml
$9.99
Mocktails
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Something Sweet
Spiced passionfruit, plum, almond, lime
$5.99
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Something Tangy
Pineapple-celery shrub, rosemary, soda
$5.99
Coffee + Tea
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Peerless Organic Coffee
$2.99
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Peerless Organic Cold Brew
$2.99
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Steven Smith Hot Teas
$2.99
Kombucha + Soda
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Zeal Peachless Kombucha
$5.99
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Dr. Brown’s Sodas
$5.99
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River City Root Beer
$4.99
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Topo Chico Sparkling Waters
$2.99
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San Pellegrino Sodas
$2.99
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Jarritos Mandarin
$2.99
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Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite
$2.99
24 Hour Notice for All Orders Unless Specified
From the Bar
Our custom cocktails are made with fresh ingredients prepared in house. Some natural settling in the bottle may occur. Shake a sealed bottle before following cocktail instructions. Enjoy within 7 days of purchase-
Tel Aviv Lemonade
Vodka, Sukkah Hills etrog liqueur, lemon, mint, soda Includes: Bottled cocktail, 8 lemon wheels
$49.99
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Let’s Gin It On
Gin, pineapple-celery shrub, rosemary, amaro, aquafaba. Includes: Bottled cocktail, 8 rosemary sprigs
$49.99
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40 Days and 40 Nights
Bourbon, slivovitz, spiced passionfruit plum and almond falernum, lime, habanero float Includes: Bottled cocktail, habanero float, 8 lime wheels
$59.99
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Chasing Rabbits
Includes: Bottled cocktail, 6 lemon wheels
$49.99
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Employee #329 Manhattan
Rye whiskey, sweet vermouth, bitters Includes: Bottled cocktail, 8 cherries
$59.99
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Zona Rosa
Tequila, coconut, orange blossom water, lime, vanilla
$49.99
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Sappour One Out
Ginger-infused Japanese whiskey, blueberry, lemon, aquafaba
$59.99
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Summer Playlist
Mezcal, tequila, seasonal fruits and herbs, cucumber
$59.99
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Hand Truck Fuel
Spiced Rum, cold brew, coffee liqueur, oat milk, vanilla, lavender
$49.99
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Shabbat Spritz
Aperol, manischewitz, amaro, soda
$59.99
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Housemade Bloody Mary Mix
When chasing the rabbit isn’t enough, try our housemade bloody mary made with love
$19.99
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Mimosa
Brut champagne with your choice of orange juice, grapefruit, pineapple-celery shrub, or Zeal kombucha
$29.99
From the Bakery
Our artisan bagels, breads, cookies and baked goods are produced fresh daily in small batches-
Japanese Milk Buns
These buns are light, tender, perfectly moist, and slightly sweet, perfect for our fried chicken sandwich, The Sapporo, or for your burgers, sloppy joes, or breakfast sandwiches! Made with real butter, kosher salt, and eggs
6 Pack $8.99
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Streusel Buns
Just like our milk buns but slightly smaller with a crumbly sweet topping. We use them for our ice cream sandwiches, you can use them with your morning coffee, late-night snack, or anytime in-between
8 Pack $7.99
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Fugazza
This versatile bread from the streets of Buenos Aires, Argentina by way of Italy, features a thick but light, fluffy, airy crust that’s perfect for sandwiches, as a side, or topped with sauce and cheese to make a pizza. We use all-purpose flour, Kosher salt, olive oil, rosemary, Maldon salt, chili flakes, and lemon zest
1/4 pan (6-10 servings) $15.99
1/2 pan (12-16 servings) $27.99
Full pan (20-30 servings) $49.99
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Pita
Our flatbread is perfect for The Sabich or filled with anything you wish, or slice it and serve with hummus. We make it with stone-ground whole wheat flour, kosher salt, and olive oil
6 Pack $8.99
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Empanadas
Hand pies filled with meat, cheese, seasonal vegetables, or something sweet, and typically found in Argentina and Mexico, among many other international cities. Our dough is made with flour, real butter, a touch of cream cheese, and kosher salt. Choose from
6 assorted (2 cheese, 2 seasonal veggie, chicken, sweet) $29.99
6 vegetarian (3 cheese and 3 seasonal veggie) $28.99
6 something sweet $27.99
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Bagels
8hournotice) Hand-rolled, boiled, and baked in a stone oven, these bagels have a slight, crisp exterior with a chewy interior. Add our whipped cream cheese, house-smoked lox, butter, and jam, or even avocado! Slice and freeze them to toast later! Made with flour, kosher salt, malt, and finished with an egg wash
Baker's Dozen $16.99
Two Dozen $31.99
3 Dozen $48.99
5 Dozen $79.99
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1/2 lb of house smoked, cured lox from sustainable salmon $13.99
1 lb of house smoked, cured lox from sustainable salmon $27.99
Pint of whipped cream cheese $5.99
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Chocolate Babka
Don’t try this at home! A labor-intensive, time- consuming cake-like bread made with love, our babka is used for our French toast, but you can slice and eat it in the morning, noon, or night! Made with semisweet chocolate chips, Valrhona cocoa powder, brown sugar, real butter, and kosher salt
For loaf (serves 8-12) $24.99
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Khachapuri Dough
Call ita breakfast pizza or cheesy bread, either way, it's delicious! We make it with two kinds of flour (all-purpose, high gluten), kosher salt and olive oil
$4.99 per dough ball
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Sea Salt Chocolate Chip Cookies
Do we really need to explain?
6 for $8.99
12 for $14.99